Iran’s new missile is a eggplant. It is on the cover of Tehran Times this Wednesday. He is being fired at the British magazine The Economist, which published that the export of Iran’s fruits and vegetables to the United Arab Emirates is “smuggling”, made to circumvent the sanctions imposed for decades to 90 million Iranians.
Tehran Times suspects that the origin of Economist’s complaint is the mania of US President Donald Trump of transforming “sovereign nations into American states” – and hence no surprise that Iran’s tomatoes, potatoes and eggplants are criminalized. But vegetables are not part of economic sanctions. They make up the decline in oil exports a little.
Economist’s complaint would not matter so much restricted to the United Kingdom. But it was reproduced in the X, in newspapers and Tevees, and spread throughout the Middle East. “It is the West continuing its relentless economic, military and diplomatic pressure against Iran.” Tehran Times gives everyone a eggplant.